Lapis:
Kasi sa bawat pagkakamali ko nandyan ka, nawawalan ka ng parte ng sarili mo para lang itama ako…
Eraser:
Ok lang yun. Yan talaga ang role ko sa buhay mo. Nag-aalala nga ako para sa yo eh...
Lapis:
Bakit naman?
Eraser:
Eh kasi malapit na akong maubos sa kabubura ng pagkakamali mo. Sana lang natuto ka na para magtagal kayo ng ipapalit mo sa akin pag wala na ako....
GIRL:
No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!
*LE DRAMATIC LEAVE*
BOY:
*talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW? How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS. :(
(The girl lays on the operating bed. The boy just stands there crying without saying "I love you". The girl finishes heart transplant and the boy was gone.)
GIRL:
Where's my boyfriend?
NURSE:
They didn't tell you who's heart they gave, now didn't they?
(The nurse gave the girl a note then she reads it, it's says..."I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOURS")
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle…
Girl:
Slow down. I am scared.
Guy:
No this is fun.
Girl:
No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy:
Then tell me you love me.
Girl:
Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy:
Now give me a BIG hug.
-:
- Girl hugs him -:-
Guy:
Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
No one really knows what tomorrow holds in store for you, you might not live to see the next day and sometimes you have to tell someone something but run out of time to do so. So take five minutes out of your time to tell someone you love them because you really never know if this is the last day of your life.
