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Someone Better! ♥
  • Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I found someone better.
  • Boyfriend: I found someone better too. BUT I CLOSED MY EYES JUST TO STAY WITH YOU.

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We're too young to marry.
  • Boy: Will you marry me?
  • Girl: But... we're too young to marry.
  • Boy: Yeah, I know. I'm just making sure that I'm the first one to ask you so you never forget me. ♥

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Lapis at Eraser
  • Lapis: Sorry ha?
  • Eraser: Sorry saan?
  • Lapis: Kasi sa bawat pagkakamali ko nandyan ka, nawawalan ka ng parte ng sarili mo para lang itama ako…
  • Eraser: Ok lang yun. Yan talaga ang role ko sa buhay mo. Nag-aalala nga ako para sa yo eh...
  • Lapis: Bakit naman?
  • Eraser: Eh kasi malapit na akong maubos sa kabubura ng pagkakamali mo. Sana lang natuto ka na para magtagal kayo ng ipapalit mo sa akin pag wala na ako....

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Marry Me?
  • BOY: Marry me?
  • GIRL: Do you have a house?
  • BOY: None but…
  • GIRL: Do you have a BMW car?
  • BOY: None but…
  • GIRL: How much is your salary?
  • BOY: No salary but.
  • GIRL: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!
  • *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE*
  • BOY: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW? How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS. :(

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My Heart is Yours
  • GIRL: I'm having an operation now. I love you.
  • BOY: (sad)
  • (The girl lays on the operating bed. The boy just stands there crying without saying "I love you". The girl finishes heart transplant and the boy was gone.)
  • GIRL: Where's my boyfriend?
  • NURSE: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave, now didn't they?
  • (The nurse gave the girl a note then she reads it, it's says..."I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOURS")

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A Psychic talking to a Ghost
  • PSYCHIC: Why did you die?
  • GHOST: I was struck by a car to save someone.
  • PSYCHIC: Why?
  • GHOST: 'Coz I don't want my love to get hurt.
  • PSYCHIC: You really love her a lot cause you sacrificed your life just for her maybe she's sad now because of your death.
  • GHOST: No, She's very happy now because the one I saved was the person she loves.

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Marry You
  • GIRL: If we get married, stop smoking.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: drinking too.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: and going to clubs at night.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: What else can you stop?
  • BOY: The idea of marrying you, I guess.
  • GIRL: T.T

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Mom and Me
  • Girl: If your MOM and ME were to fall in the water, who would you save?
  • Boy: I'd jump into the water, save my MOM and die with YOU!

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Please stay with me
  • Girl: Am I pretty?
  • Boy: No
  • Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
  • Boy: No
  • Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
  • Boy: No
  • (She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.)
  • (The boy grabbed her arm.)
  • Boy: You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
  • Boy: I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
  • Boy: And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE!
  • Boy: (whispers) Please STAY WITH ME.
  • Girl: (whispers) Of course :))

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What is Love?
  • A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle…
  • Girl: Slow down. I am scared.
  • Guy: No this is fun.
  • Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
  • Guy: Then tell me you love me.
  • Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
  • Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
  • -: - Girl hugs him -:-
  • Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
  • (In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
  • The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
  • No one really knows what tomorrow holds in store for you, you might not live to see the next day and sometimes you have to tell someone something but run out of time to do so. So take five minutes out of your time to tell someone you love them because you really never know if this is the last day of your life.

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Sweet Goodnight
  • BOY: I have to go.
  • GIRL: Please, don't go. I want you to be here with me for a little more time.
  • BOY: I have to go now. Don't worry, there would still be tomorrow for us to be together. Good night
  • GIRL: Good night.
  • ( In their minds: parting is such sweet sorrow )

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After A Date :)
  • Boy: I've...had the time of my life.
  • Girl: Me too.
  • Boy: And I've never felt this way before.
  • Girl: Me too!
  • Boy: I swear, this is true...
  • Girl: *Smiles*
  • Boy: And I owe it all to you. (looks at girl)
  • Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love you.
  • Boy: DIRTY BIT. (starts break dancing really hard right there in the middle of the street)
  • Girl: ....

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Bruno Mars meets Rihanna :)
  • Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad :(
  • Rihanna: Shut Up and Drive!
  • Bruno Mars: Who do you think you are!?
  • Rihanna: The only girl in the world
  • Bruno Mars: Well you're not!
  • Rihanna: I love the way you lie
  • Bruno Mars: Thats not even your song, you only sang the chorus
  • Rihanna: ...

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A guy had a crush on his girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day, the girl noticed and asked the guy.
  • Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
  • Boy: Because, you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
  • Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
  • (The guy looked behind him but found no one.)
  • Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
  • Girl: No, but if you really love me you won't look back.

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Rihanna meets Eminem :)
  • Rihanna - Oh, na na whats my name?
  • Eminem - Why are you asking me whats your name ?
  • Rihanna - Oh shut up and drive!
  • Eminem - Sure. I need to get out to an store but It Is raining!
  • Rihanna - Then get under my Umbrella jerk!
  • Eminem - Who do you think you are ?
  • Rihanna - Only girl In the world!
  • Eminem - No you are not!
  • Rihanna - Oh.. I love the way you lie

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