I dare you to ask me!


Will you marry me?!
  • Boy: Are you ready babe?.
  • Girl: Yeah, I'm nervous though.
  • Boy: Don't be nervous, it'll be okay.
  • Girl: What if they don't like me?
  • Boy: My parents won't like you.
  • Girl: What.?
  • Boy: They'll love you baby, stop being so insecure, you're beautiful and you have amazing personality.
  • Girl: Awhh, ready to go?
  • Boy: I need to ask you something first.
  • Girl: Hmm?
  • Boy: (got on his knees) I don't want to take my girlfriend to meet my parents, I want to take my fiance. Will you marry me?
  • Girl: Omg. Yess.
  • Boy: (stands up, picks her up, and kisses her)

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See the differences?! :*
  • Girl: Babe, delete her. I don't like her.
  • Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted her for you.
  • Girl: Don't talk to her. I don't trust you guys talking.
  • Boy: Okay, I won't talk to her, baby.
  • Girl: Don't chill with her. I don't feel comfortable with it.
  • Boy: Alright, I won't see her so you don't have to worry.
  • Girl: You better not be flirting with any other girls.
  • Boy: I'm not, baby. I don't even talk to much girls anymore.
  • ******************************************************
  • Boy: Babe, delete him. I don't like him.
  • Girl: But I've known him for awhile. He's like a brother to me.
  • Boy: Don't talk to him. I don't trust you guys talking.
  • Girl: But we're just friends. There's nothing going on.
  • Boy: Don't chill with him. I don't feel comfortable with it.
  • Girl: But we chill in the same circle of friends, it's not like he doesn't know about you.
  • Boy: You better not be flirting with any other guys.
  • Girl: They're not flirting with me, they're just being friendly

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Someone Better! ♥
  • Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I found someone better.
  • Boyfriend: I found someone better too. BUT I CLOSED MY EYES JUST TO STAY WITH YOU.

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We're too young to marry.
  • Boy: Will you marry me?
  • Girl: But... we're too young to marry.
  • Boy: Yeah, I know. I'm just making sure that I'm the first one to ask you so you never forget me. ♥

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Lapis at Eraser
  • Lapis: Sorry ha?
  • Eraser: Sorry saan?
  • Lapis: Kasi sa bawat pagkakamali ko nandyan ka, nawawalan ka ng parte ng sarili mo para lang itama ako…
  • Eraser: Ok lang yun. Yan talaga ang role ko sa buhay mo. Nag-aalala nga ako para sa yo eh...
  • Lapis: Bakit naman?
  • Eraser: Eh kasi malapit na akong maubos sa kabubura ng pagkakamali mo. Sana lang natuto ka na para magtagal kayo ng ipapalit mo sa akin pag wala na ako....

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Marry Me?
  • BOY: Marry me?
  • GIRL: Do you have a house?
  • BOY: None but…
  • GIRL: Do you have a BMW car?
  • BOY: None but…
  • GIRL: How much is your salary?
  • BOY: No salary but.
  • GIRL: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!
  • *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE*
  • BOY: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW? How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS. :(

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My Heart is Yours
  • GIRL: I'm having an operation now. I love you.
  • BOY: (sad)
  • (The girl lays on the operating bed. The boy just stands there crying without saying "I love you". The girl finishes heart transplant and the boy was gone.)
  • GIRL: Where's my boyfriend?
  • NURSE: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave, now didn't they?
  • (The nurse gave the girl a note then she reads it, it's says..."I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOURS")

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A Psychic talking to a Ghost
  • PSYCHIC: Why did you die?
  • GHOST: I was struck by a car to save someone.
  • PSYCHIC: Why?
  • GHOST: 'Coz I don't want my love to get hurt.
  • PSYCHIC: You really love her a lot cause you sacrificed your life just for her maybe she's sad now because of your death.
  • GHOST: No, She's very happy now because the one I saved was the person she loves.

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Marry You
  • GIRL: If we get married, stop smoking.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: drinking too.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: and going to clubs at night.
  • BOY: Okay.
  • GIRL: What else can you stop?
  • BOY: The idea of marrying you, I guess.
  • GIRL: T.T

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Mom and Me
  • Girl: If your MOM and ME were to fall in the water, who would you save?
  • Boy: I'd jump into the water, save my MOM and die with YOU!

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